As we know the world gets stranger and stranger by the day, maybe even by the minute. Well, the people in Florida, specifically the men, seem to get stranger, and crazier every day.

Honestly, I wonder how they even think to do things like that. Like what would even go through their head to do things like that.

Jan 30. 2023 Kevin Mayorga was arrested after decapitating a snake. Not with a knife or weapon but he literally bit the head off… BIT.

Officers were trying to get into the apartment because they heard a man and women arguing. After trying to get them to open the door, he refused to open the door and the women told the officers to just kick the door in.

The police then get inside and that’s when they find the python’s head detached from the body. How crazy do you have to really be done that. First to even own a snake, THEN to get close enough to it that you bite the head off.

Well on the topic of animals, Alisha Lalani was charged with battery after reportedly slapping a police horse, on the behind. Two officers were patrolling an area around 2 a.m. on a Saturday.

My first thought is why would you be on a horse at 2 am? Then why was Lalani out at 2 am? Honestly, they all sound kind of crazy.

Anyways, apparently the defendant walked up behind the horse and just slapped it. Then proceeded to say he didn’t know he wasn’t allowed to hit the horses.

You know the whole thing is crazy and weird in general, but what I found even stranger is that this was not the first time it happened. In 2017 a 29-year-old man slapped a horse on the behind as well. And yes, you guessed it. It was another Florida man.

Okay so now you are probably thinking well what else could be weirder. Well let me tell you this next man, yes, a Florida man, had sexual relations with a dog in front of families and a child, then went to a church and destroyed a nativity scene, went to a neighborhood destroyed a mailbox, THEN like it couldn’t get worse, he tried to steal a car.

Chad Mason a 36-year-old man was arrested on multiple charges, some being sexual activity with an animal, exposing sexual organs, and criminal mischief to a place of warship.

Mason was walking a golden doodle of someone he knew around 4:30 in an apartment complex. He then began having sexual relations with the dog. Multiple adults were there along with a child under the age of 16.

Secondly, he then went to a church and then knocked over a nativity display, broke pots plants were in, then threw multiple childrens toys. The total estimated damage Mason caused was $400.

Finally, as if that wasn’t enough, he went to a nearby neighborhood and proceeded to destroy a mailbox and tried to steal a car.

Honestly my thoughts on these stories are just like what is up with the Florida people, actually Florida
men.

Sources:
Man bites snake head off:
https://nypost.com/2023/02/01/florida-man-bites-off-pet-pythons-head-in-fight/

Man slaps a police horse butt:
https://www.complex.com/life/florida-man-arrested-for-slapping-police-horse-on-butt

Man has intercourse with dog, ruins church nativity scene, destroys a mailbox, and tries to steal a car:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-having-public-sex-dog-damaging-church-
nativity-scene